Ratings Guide

A breakdown on how each pint is rated.

Taste

Pure vibes, the average rating across all taste-testers.

StarsDescription
★★★★★Heavenly decadence
★★★★☆Very delicious, comparable to our favourite creameries
★★★☆☆Above average, yummy, could be slightly improved
★★☆☆☆Below average, could be much improved
★☆☆☆☆Unenjoyable, a struggle to finish
☆☆☆☆☆Inedible, straight to trash

Macros

Prioritizing pints that have high nutrient-to-calorie ratios (NCR) for satiety and macros.

$$ \text{NCR Score} = \frac{\text{Protein (g)} + \text{Fiber (g)}}{\text{Total Calories}} \times 100 $$
StarsNCR Score
★★★★★>9
★★★★☆7–8.9
★★★☆☆5–6.9
★★☆☆☆3–4.9
★☆☆☆☆1–2.9
☆☆☆☆☆<1

Deductions:

  • minus for > 10g saturated fat
  • minus for > 20g added sugars

Ease

The ease of preparation.

StarsEase
★★★★★Spoon mixing only
★★★★☆Blending all ingredients
★★★☆☆Hot water or microwave for steeping, steaming, or melting
Extra prep such as air-frying, dicing, zesting, or grating
★★☆☆☆Stovetop or oven for cooking, thickening, or reducing
★☆☆☆☆Complex multi-stage preparation
☆☆☆☆☆Specialized equipment or dangerous handling

Overall

It tastes so good, I want a double-scoop. Rounded to the nearest star.

$$ \text{Overall} = \frac{\text{Taste} \times 2 + \text{Macros} + \text{Ease}}{4} $$
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